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Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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Bila nak abis agaknye..
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Doa yang baik-baik sahaja ye syg *wink

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I am requesting them to answer in technical term...but...

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Fikir masak-masak sebelum register...

So are you ready??

Learn A.B.C

Love to share this:

No more A for Apple, B for Ball, C for Cat..Haishh!!

Hati berbunga

Asik-asik raye cina..Ehh apasal plak nih?....Ngee =D

Hati yang berbunga ni sajer nak bg hint. Kasi hati orang-orang lain ter'bakar'...
Lepas CNY, Donna dah bole hantar intention form..

INTENTION??

Ape tuh?...keinginan nak kawen laa kehkehkeh..opps!..sengaja silap...(hormon gatal dah kuar)

Intention tuh merangkumi pelbagai perkara..Ianya bergantung situasi...
Contohnye..Donna akan menghantar intention form 'ttetttttt'..iyer akan hantar selepas habis sambutan tahun baru cina..Niat untuk hantar bukan suker-suki tau.. Tapi di maklumkan oleh en.supervisor yang cool.

So anda ape lagi? ( dedek , nana)...Pasang laa niat untuk 'hantar' (~,~)

Jawa dan Java

Apakah kaitan Jawa dan Java...

Jawa aku tak berani nak definisikan..Takut menyentuh sensitiviti masyarakat..Tapi java ialah dari kelompok keluarga programming...Persoalannya...

1. Adakah setiap orang jawa mahir java?
2.Adakah pencipta java terdiri dari kalangan orang jawa?

Tapi yang pasti aku bukan orang jawa apatah lagi mahir java....


p/s: Actually weekend arituh housemate aku bawak lauk kenduri.... Satu set makanan orang2 jawa..
Serius SEDAP!..So sesape yang jawa, kalu kenduri jangan lupe jemput aku tau..Aku akan usahakan untuk hadir...Ngeheheheh.....


p/s 2: Aku tak snap pic ape yang aku makan..Sebab yang pertama aku takde kamera pown..! yang kedua..Malu wehh Kang korang kate aku burok lantak plak (Setalam pon bole habis lor)

Ssumbang....Sumbangsih!

Bermula dari semalam rumet aku start komplen...

"Macha kite ade problem ke?"
Ehh..Apesal plak tiba2 rumet aku amik berat pasal dia?
"Nape..?"
"Takleh online laa..Dia tukar password"

Sudaahh!...Sambil tepuk2 dahi..Sape laa yang mencelikkan macha neh?

 Klik Macha

Akan makin bertimbun laa tugas aku..

Sape nak bagi ikan aku makan?
Sape yang nak bersihkan Aquarium?
Sape nak angkat Tandoori Chicken yang aku masak sejak dari semalam?
Sape yang akan tolong spice kan dish korang?
Sape yang nak update blog aku?
Sape yang nak baca blog2 korang sume?
Sape yang akan bace status sengal fesbuk?
Sape yang akan peduli korang punyer status in relationshit?
Sape?..sape??

p/s: Sesape yang ade berukben lebih...angkat tangan!

Jadual Seminggu

Sabtu 30/10/2010
-Hujan lebat
-Amik selimut
-Bukak lagu jiwang-jiwang
-Jangan basuh baju..hujan laa tau tak?

Ahad 31/10/2010
-Slaid preparation for mock-teaching
-Slaid preparation for result presentation
-Download kat youtube

Isnin 1/11/2010
-ke Kota Damansara
-Bla..bla..byk keje
-Masak spaghetti
-Buat kek
Selasa 2/11/2010
-Malas fikir sbb byk keje lom setel
-Bagi ikan makan
-Bawak arnab pegi jogging

Rabu 3/11/2010
-Presentation @lunch hour
-Kena basuh
-Rase macam nak pengsan
-Layan movie

Khamis 4/10/2010
-Melawat planet Marikh (sesi ramah mesra bersama rakyat)
-Googling

Jumaat 5/10/2010
-Deepavali Yayy!!
-Korek tabung

Sabtu 6/11/2010
-Harap-harap hujan balik macam hari ni

Minah tunjuk -tunjuk...Err tunjuk ape?

This is da 1st day utk conference then ade keynote speaker yg aku memang tak paham.(more abt stem cell) yg langsung takde kene-mengene ngan visi idop aku..Tapi ape leh wat...duduk jer laa wat2 minat nk tau..Satgi aku kene format brain balik sbb penuh ngan term2 payah nk eja dan sebut, ciptaan Yahudi.

Yg paling den tak pueh hati, during presenter dari Iran ade 4 org minah dari faculty medic tanye mcm2 soklan yg boleh di consider kn agak leceh laa..Hey, come on laa..project dia..sukatilaa dia nk set-up camane.Academic system negara dia pon tak same ngan M'sia. So takyah argue..
Setiap soklan minah-minah medic tuh bagai bertih jagung yg berbaur kerek belaka..Berdas2 teori dok ceghita (mane diorg kaut ntah)..Korang ingat aku nk tepuk the say 'syabas' ke?? Sikap quite immature tuh agak memalukan the Iranian..Then hgpa pon mcm baru involve dlm dunia academian nehh..Presentation korang pon still taruk kartun2 yg agak ngarut..uhh apekah??..

So aku nk relate la the profession doctor neh aku pernah berlaku. All my classmates yg dh jadi doctor, even dentist kerek giler bile n cara mereka treat kwn2 yg mungkin tak seberjaya mereka. Sebenarnya bukan tak berjaya, tapi kami kurang minat lorr.Kami ni kreative&inovative punyer org..
Other true story is the doctor (name x perlu sebut) handle case of her classmate. She's miscarriage. Tapi dia wat2 tak kenal. aku pon pelik..Effect ker? kalu say 'hi classmates'
So korang kena laa follow other dokter punye polisi , piagam, misi dan visi to be humble n more to humanity..

p/s: Soklan minah2 medic tuh  amik masa lunch. Sampai perut aku krukk..krukk..bikin panass!

the Debugger..

 Debugging

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The process that always make you feel like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there..huh!

why me? 

Kena Basuh....(*....*)

Huh..sigh*~

Pagi-pagi lagi..call masuk..ermm..my supervisor..

"Hello,...<--suara sangap...
Where are u??.....
Come to my office now"
Dialog biasa..yang aku dh hafal......

Menepuh perjalanan biasa dari tingkat 5 ke tingkat 16...Perjalana jauh..dan agak membosankan..Nasib baik naik lif..heheheh....

"Mane output??..mane-mane???..."
Aku pon menjawab.."Nanti-nanti..sssikiittt...jer lagi.."
Selama 15 minit aku kena basuh....
Bla..bla....bla....
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So aku amik keputusan..kalu model aku takleh run gaks....
aku nekad nak terjun tingkap....
Ermm..bukan dr level 16..tp level 5...
so xde laa sakit sgt.....
Jawapan yang sakit hatinyer....My supervisor rela hati nk jadi tukang tolak!!...Hampehh

Aku benci programming.........

Hari ini bermula dr bulan lepas..mata aku berpinar-pinar...tgk coding yg ntahapehape....Model aku takleh run gak...simulation software tuh takleh nk bace..dia punye extension..Mean..aku kna attach other tool..yg compatible or write some new program..spy dia bole bace...Cewahhh..(berllakon jd expert)....
Aku neh mane laa de basic software..engineering...computer..or bla..bla...blaa...
Tp takdir telah meletakkan aku utk wat research berkaitan programming...utk pembangunan ummah masyarakat sejagat...Hidup 1Malaysia..Errr..relevan kee??..Ermm pikirlaa sendiri..aku dh
blink..blink..plus ting tong..Ntah bilaa laa aku nk grad..neh..bersawang aku dok atas cubic nih..Aku dh smpi tahap tobat nasuha..Phd dissertation aku nk amik bidang lain..tak sanggup lagi..ngadap simulation and modeling..lg..iskk.isk..

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routine launch_excel( file_name : String ) : Integer
Const
EXCEL_LOCATION 'C:/Program Files (x86)/Microsoft Office/Office12/excel.exe'
Var
bclerr : Integer
bclmsg : String
Begin

bclmsg = "SYSTEM '" + EXCEL_LOCATION + " "

bclmsg = bclmsg + file_name

bclmsg = bclmsg + " &'"
if( EXCEL_LOCATION <> '' ) then
bclerr = bcl(bclmsg)
endif
return bclerr
End

sape paham???

tuh baru sket....ade byk lg...malas nk attach..

adooiiii.....
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mengeluh...mengeluh...dan terus mengeluh........................................