17/10/2014

Rase macam nak update..
Ada macam-macam..
1. Trip ke pangkor
2. Review Coral Bay Resort
3. Trip ke Krabi
4. Enjoying multiple type scrumptious seafood tomyam..
5. dann..ermm..dan..ehh

Arghh malas pulak rasenye..
ok bye!

Funny from Female IT

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife


Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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Azam

Azam 2014 hingga tahun-tahun berikutnya
Adoilaa..
Bila nak abis agaknye..
(Mood ke'terpaksa'an)

Doa yang baik-baik sahaja ye syg *wink

Trimester break

Mode malas nak update.. I already applied leave for this coming june.. A week..hehehehe ok bye... p/s: Dah nama pon malas~

Marital Test

There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text:
'I love you, sweetheart'.

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies:

1. Who is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3. I love you too.
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time.
7. ?!?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I'll leave if you are tired of me.
12. Whatever you want the answer is no!

 

Pokok Tetamu

Kawasan rumah i panas sangat.
Area my mom and mil house pon panas.
Senang cerita semua area panas
Banyak pokok kami mati.
Penat menanam, terbongkok-bongkok mencangkul pon tak habis lagi..
Bayangkan anak pokok betik yang comel cute tuh mati..
Mula-mula patah..I guess maybe our jiran langgar..
Then i continue siram and pray hopefully the pokok will survive..
Tapi apakan daya..ia mati jugak..

Next pokok is durian belanda.About 5 month ia cuba nak hidup.
Tak merasa la anak cucu i buah durian belanda :(
Daddy in law plak ade tanam pokok avocado sederet dengan pokok-pokok yang dah mati tuh
Supaya senang en.somi request jus alpukat agaknyer
Macam dah terkena badi..
hidup segan mati tak mahu

Semalam i give up..
'Kalau macam ni kita tanam pokok kurma jela,
Susah sangat nak hidup'
My mom ade cuba semai benih kurma..
Tak sangka pulak menjadi jua pokok tuh..Menjerit suka semua cucu-cucu..
Tapi belum tentu boleh berbuah..As i know, kena ade benih pokok jantan untuk dicantumkan..

Hari ni tanpa disangka ada pokok lain sudi hidup di teratak kami..

Welcome!

 Pokok kaktus pon ok lah!

Macam-macam

I am requesting them to answer in technical term...but...

Emosi berlebihan

Sakit Jiwa membacanya...

dahi hitam

Kenapa dahi lelaki itu hitam eh?
Jawapan paling cliche 'Owhh tuh petanda mereka kategori orang yang kuat solat'
Perempuan pon solat jugak pe...Tak hitam pon...
Tapi kenapa sebahagian besar ustaz dan alim ulama tak hitam pun?
konfius..keliru..konfius balik..

So conclude kan aje mungkin teknik sujud mereka salah lalu meninggalkan kesan didahi..
Wallahualam...

 

 Pic curi.. Pattern patukan ular

 

Janggut lagi mewah dari rambut..fuuu!

 

 Dahi sape? saya pon tak tau..Sekali pandang macam dekan I la plak..

 

Hitam style kejap ade kejap takde..

 

Fizz dalam Hantu Kapcai..Ade scene tips nak hitamkan dahi..memang Cool lah!

Suami-Isteri

Rumitnya seorang isteri, dan simplenya seorang suami... jadinya kena selalu berfikiran positif...

DIARI ISTERI

 Malam Minggu - Dia berkelakuan aneh. Sebelumnya kami berjanji bertemu di Cafe. Aku shopping seharian dengan kawan-kawan, sehingga mungkin dia kesal karena aku agak lewat sampai di Cafe, tapi dia tak bercakap.

 Dia tak bercakap langsung, jadi aku ajak dia pergi ke tempat yang agak sunyi supaya kami dapat berbincang,
 dia setuju tapi tetap diam membisu. Aku tanya apa yang salah - dia jawab, "Tak ada".

 Aku tanyakan apakah kesalahan ku yang membuatnya kesal. Dia kata hal ini tak ada kaitannya dengan ku dan minta aku tak usah sibuk.

 Dalam perjalanan pulang, ku katakan aku mencintainya, dia cuma tersenyum tipis dan tetap membisu. Aku tak dapat menjelaskan perangainya petang itu. Aku tak habis-habis berfikir kenapa dia tak menjawab, "Aku cinta kamu juga".

 Sesampainya dirumah, aku merasa kehilangan dia, dan seolah-olah dia tak menghendaki ku lagi. Dia hanya duduk dan nonton depan TV; dia terlihat jauh dan menghilang... ..

 Akhirnya aku putuskan untuk tidur. Lebih kurang 10 minit kemudian, dia masuk ke kamar. Aku tak tahan lagi, ku putuskan untuk menghadapinya dan menanyakan soal sebenarnya, tapi dia langsung tertidur. Aku mulai menangis sampai tertidur. Aku tak tahu apa yang harus ku lakukan. Hidupku terasa bergoncang... ..


DIARI SUAMI

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