Monday, March 18, 2013

Marital Test






There was a group of women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember.

The women were then told to take their phones and send the following text:
'I love you, sweetheart'.

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages. Here are some of the replies:

1. Who is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
3. I love you too.
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time.
7. ?!?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I asked you not to drink anymore. I'll leave if you are tired of me.
12. Whatever you want the answer is no!
 

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Tips: no diapers (Friendly environment)

Comel bebird dia..hikhik
















To prevent spillage, use lid to cover the paper cup.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Sabah bahh

Mid february time cuti sem. Then i plan a trip with my family
Whoaah macam ramai je family members..Alaa kalu sebut honeymoon muntah darah la pulak kan..
I plan nak reduce kan budget..Mencabar la jugak kan?!
Tips untuk kecilkan budget;
I sewa kereta myvi auto 1.3 = RM80 je per day..
Kalau nak lagi jimat pinjam jela ngan sedara or kawan-kawan
Then 1st day kami gunakan 4 tayar daki kundasang
Jalan menuju ke sana ok ... benchmark i tak muntah

 @Pekan Kundasang
Time tuh plak rase nak makan laksa

Buah-buahan yang sweet












































Kami stay @TM resort..saangatt murah untuk staff RM40 per night
Bilik yang comfy, cantik, luas and bole fit hingga 4 orang. Konon nak pergi Dairy farm.
Tapi sebab leka cuci mata..Kandang pon dah tutup..
Sok pepagi pulak kami breakfast @Nabalu Market..
For those yang nak beli souvenir  ..Kat sini murah sket dari Pasar Filipina
Kalu mata anda tajam, ade few item hanya ade kat sini and takde kat tempat lain
Rugi tak beli.....
Lokasi lain seperti Hot spring, Rumah Terbalik etc kami tak pergi..
Rase macam larat sebab sakit kepala plus cuaca bertambah panas ..












Petang kami ke pasar..Uishh sangat-sangat fresh..Harga ikan dan sayur mentah jauh berbeza dengan harga di medan ikan bakar..Sotong 4 ekor = RM10. Tapi di pasar sotong sekilo RM3 je..
Tips budget , i stay @studio yang complete. Harga RM70++ per night..
Servis and cleanliness ..tiptop!
Ada kitchen, dining table,kipas, aircond, astro bath tub n bla la laa..So menjadi la macam-macam menu..Tomyam seafood, ikan bakar, ketam goreng, udang sweet sour, Sambal sotong..Pheww nasib baik takde gout!

En.somi puas hati sebab dapat minum jus alpukat..So lenkali kalu nak enjoy jus alpukat
pegi Bandung and Sabah..
Sebab kat Semenanjung, asik-asik takde stok..huh!
malas nak beli kat Jusco and buat sendirik
I suka giler pisang karamel..
Next day suh en.somi beli, tapi tak sesedap macam i makan before..
 Next ke Jesselton Point..Trip RM25 per person plus snorkeling set
Laut membiruu...Kena bayar RM3 untuk masuk pulau..

 Waahhh sucinyerr!

After that day, kami start packaging and terus balik.. Hopefully next year nak pergi lagi..

p/s: Sampai je semenanjung terus kes Ops Daulat..Lega..



 




Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Pokok Tetamu

Kawasan rumah i panas sangat.
Area my mom and mil house pon panas.
Senang cerita semua area panas
Banyak pokok kami mati.
Penat menanam, terbongkok-bongkok mencangkul pon tak habis lagi..
Bayangkan anak pokok betik yang comel cute tuh mati..
Mula-mula patah..I guess maybe our jiran langgar..
Then i continue siram and pray hopefully the pokok will survive..
Tapi apakan daya..ia mati jugak..

Next pokok is durian belanda.About 5 month ia cuba nak hidup.
Tak merasa la anak cucu i buah durian belanda :(
Daddy in law plak ade tanam pokok avocado sederet dengan pokok-pokok yang dah mati tuh
Supaya senang en.somi request jus alpukat agaknyer
Macam dah terkena badi..
hidup segan mati tak mahu

Semalam i give up..
'Kalau macam ni kita tanam pokok kurma jela,
Susah sangat nak hidup'
My mom ade cuba semai benih kurma..
Tak sangka pulak menjadi jua pokok tuh..Menjerit suka semua cucu-cucu..
Tapi belum tentu boleh berbuah..As i know, kena ade benih pokok jantan untuk dicantumkan..

Hari ni tanpa disangka ada pokok lain sudi hidup di teratak kami..

Welcome!

 Pokok kaktus pon ok lah!

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