The Proposal

An Idiots Guide To Marketing

 

 Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party.

 He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

 That's Direct Marketing.

 

 Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
 One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing
 At Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
 That's Advertising.
 

 Khir Toyo sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
 He goes up to her and gets her telephone number.
 The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!"
 That's Telemarketing.
 
 Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. 

He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag after she drops it, offers her ride and then says: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
 That's Public Relations.
 

 Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl.
 The girl walks up to him and says:
 "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
 That's Brand Recognition.
 
 Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
 He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
 She gives Hamid a tight slap on his face. 
 That's Customer Feedback. 
 
 Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party.  

He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!"   And she introduces Hamid to her husband.
 That's Demand and Supply gap.
 

 Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party.

                   He goes up to her and before he can say anything. 

Another person comes and tells her:  "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

 And she goes with him.

 That's competition eating into your market share.

 

 And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party.
 He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
 Rosmah arrives!
 That's restriction from entering a new market. !!!